Being a Mississippian takes more than simply residing in the Magnolia State; it’s a way of life. If you’ve lived here for an extended period of time, you know exactly what I’m talking about, and if you haven’t, here’s a heads up on 12 things no self-respecting Mississippian would ever do.

1. Buy pre-made tea from the store.
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Sorry, but store bought tea just can’t compare to the homemade version.
2. Drive the speed limit on country roads.
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Mastering the art of driving on rural roads just comes along with living in Mississippi, so a 35 mph speed limit just doesn’t cut it.
3. Pass up the opportunity for some tailgating.
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Basically an all-day party, what’s not to love?
4. Mistreat a cast iron skillet.
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A skillet is practically a mandatory tool when it comes to cooking in Mississippi, which means letting it rust is a major no-no.
5. Ask for a "pop" or "soda."
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Here in Mississippi, it’s all "Coke."
6. Purchase frozen seafood.
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Between fresh seafood from the Gulf and locally grown catfish, buying frozen would be more of a hassle than a convenience.

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7. Panic at the first sign of a hurricane.
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With so many close calls, it’d be pretty time consuming to freak out about every storm.
8. "No self-respecting southerner ever makes instant grits."
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If you’re a movie buff, you know this line came from "My Cousin Vinny." If you’re a Mississippian, you know it’s a fact.
9. Plan outdoor activities during the summer.
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With Mississippi’s sweltering temperatures, doing so would just be crazy.
10. Spend lots of money on Tupperware.
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Cool Whip and Country Crock containers are perfect for storing leftovers and are even better for sharing with neighbors.
11. Work on a Sunday.
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Sure, sometimes working on a Sunday just can’t be avoided, but whenever possible, the day is reserved for church, family and friends, food, and relaxing.
12. Use Miracle Whip on a tomato sandwich.
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The classic creation just wouldn’t be the same without actual mayo.

What else would you add to this list? Tell us in the comments section!

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