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19 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Minnesota

As more and more people move to Minnesota, it’s becoming clear that something has to be done. There simply aren’t enough lakes to accommodate every single Wisconsinite or Iowan who thinks he can just waltz into Minnesota to enjoy our beauty and culture on a whim. It’s time to take a stand. Next time you hear an out-of-stater talking about relocating to the Land of 10,000 Lakes, send them these 19 reasons why they should never, ever move to Minnesota.

There you have it. Do you have any to add? If you’re looking for more reasons not to move to Minnesota, consider this list of the 12 biggest risks living in the state of Minnesota.