15 Reasons No One In Their Right Mind Visits Maryland In The Winter
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Jamie Alvarenga
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How do YOU feel about winter? Whether you love it or hate it, there’s no denying that you can’t escape it in Maryland. The temperatures drop, snow makes an appearance, and soon we’re craving spring. However, if you stay positive, there’s a lot to love about the cold season as well. Take a look at this list of cheeky reasons no one in their right mind visits Maryland in winter. This sarcastic list just may cheer you up.
Look at how it glistens. Ew.
Skiing, snowboarding, tubing, snowshowing... who actually enjoys these activities?
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I don't like things that are too much fun.
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I'm blaming my sugar spike on you, hot chocolate.
This makes me too comfortable and tired. I don't trust it.
And I can't even form a snowball correctly. It's frustrating.
If I wanted to live in Antarctica, I'd move to... Antarctica.
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Who does the sun think it is being all inspirational?
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I prefer ending my day with black skies to match my soul.
I moved to Maryland for the water views... not the ice views, okay?
The people who do Polar Bear Plunge are too inspiring. It makes me feel bad.
Where is everyone else? I crave crowded paths!
What a dreadful sight.
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Why relax when you can stress on the roads to work?
It's the worst and by worst, I actually mean best.
For a fascinating article about Maryland’s worst winter ever, click here. It will truly make you feel better about the current year.
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