Previously, we created this list of crazy Maryland laws. We’ve found a few more at DumbLaws.com worth mentioning that will leave you with questions. Check out these bizarre things that are actually illegal in the Old Line State. Most likely, you’ve broken a few of them yourself.

1. In Cumberland, it is illegal to use profanity at or near a playground.
Flickr / Maryland GovPics
If only this was put in effect throughout the rest of the state.
2. If you're in Baltimore, don't even think about throwing a bale of hay from a second-story window.
Flickr / Bernard Spragg. NZ
What about a third-story window though?
3. And especially don't take a lion to the movies.
Flickr / Pauline Guilmot
You know this had to have happened to be a law...
4. Throwing stones in a public park is prohibited.
Flickr / Steven Kamenar
(Okay, that's actually a good one)

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5. In Rockville, it's illegal to curse while on the highway.
Flickr / alisa
Consider me guilty.
6. And while you're in Rockville, don't play or swim in the fountains.
Flickr / John
Although this looks extremely refreshing.
7. You're allowed to spit on the road, but keep that saliva away from city sidewalks.
Flickr / Nicolas Nova
Thank goodness.
8. No "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in the park.
Flickr / Jason Hickey
This one is ridiculously and rudely specific.
9. Do not sell chicks to a minor within a week of Easter.
Flickr / Andrei Niemimäki
So, adults are okay?

Are you guilty of any of these? Remember, you can check out part one here!

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