16 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Move To Kansas
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Annie
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There seems to be a common misconception about how Kansas is a “boring” state that has nothing to offer… but do you know what I say? Let ’em believe it. Why? Because if you tell people how great the Sunflower State really is, then people will be moving here by the troves! The next time somebody talks about how awful Kansas is, just grin, nod, and give them these additional 16 reasons as to why they should never move here:
I mean, c'mon... the KANSAS City Chiefs and KANSAS City Royals are playing on the Missouri side KC... that says it all!
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...but who really watches soccer? Psh.
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It's like we're trying to prove something, but guess what? NOBODY is fooled!
It doesn't make up for the lack of professional teams, but nice try.
Kids these days; you just can't trust them!
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AKA They are trying to bribe you into moving here... don't take the bait!
"Do you have a feeling you aren't in Kansas anymore?"
STOP IT. STOP IT NOW!
STOP IT. STOP IT NOW!
Know it alls.
Too unpredictable.
Too showoff-y.
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(It gets even worse when you're pregnant... trust me.)
They must have a hidden agenda because nobody should be this kind and neighborly!
Nowhere else will you find a sunset quite this glorious!
For even more Kansas fun, check out these 14 Lessons The Rest Of The Country Could Learn From Kansas!
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