12 Things No Self-Respecting Kansan Would Ever Do
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Clarisa
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You’ll find many people who do a lot of these things in the Sunflower State, but just remember, these aren’t things most Kansans would even think of doing! It doesn’t matter how grumpy we are, these things aren’t something we’d do on a whim like some of you crazy folk. No self-respecting Kansan would ever:
"That will be about 30 miles west of here." What do you mean miles? How long is that?
It's a vital part of our history!
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Especially if it might rain, you'll have rivers of yellow all over your car.
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Unless we've got a car full of kids, we'll probably make sure you're okay.
It doesn't matter if we have Popeyes/KFC/Homemade turf wars, we all love fried chicken. End of story.
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They're our teams when it counts, which is all the time.
Seriously, it seems like each person has something to say about what's happening in our sky, or what's going to happen.
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We might not be blatantly rude to you, but just know there's less Kansan in you if you do this.
What do you mean that's a tornado? I don't see nothing.
Am I the only one who collects these like baseball cards?
That's impossible, but even if you did say it, you'd be lying.
We all go to the lake. We don't have beaches, and that's okay!
Well, there’s the list for ya. Anything else we forgot to add? What do you think Kansans would never get caught doing? Tell us in the comments below!
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