12 Surefire Signs That You Definitely Belong In Florida
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Victoria W
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Have you ever wondered if you truly belonged in Florida and wished there was a quick and easy test to provide the answer?
We’ve got plenty of people in Florida, but the heart wants what it wants. So, if you identify with most of these, Florida is probably your true home.
You better start practicing if you're going to fit in here.
Florida is well known as the perfect retirement spot. There are plenty of places where young people aren't even allowed!
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Or pretty much any cold drink.
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Because you have no choice.
You at least have to make a few valiant attempts.
There's a cult-like Jimmy Buffett following here.
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And the giant bugs and reptiles that come with it.
Or you want one someday.
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Really, really hot. And humid.
Of all kinds.
No scurvy for us!
Every. Single. Day.
Are there any other surefire signs you think we’re missing? Let us know in the comments below!
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