13 Things Every Floridian Wants The Rest Of The Country To Know
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Victoria W
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Sometimes it’s hard to be a Floridian. Sure, our state is beautiful and (usually) has amazing weather, but we’re really misunderstood by the rest of the country. Here are a few important things Floridians wish we could tell everyone else, especially if they’re thinking about visiting or moving to Florida:
In the summer months, it rains almost every single day. Don't worry, though, it will probably stop in 10 minutes.
Guess you better start heading back up there, huh?
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It's nice to dream, but sadly this isn't true. Most of us are still working a 9 to 5, and not relaxing on the beach all day.
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Our summers are six months long and so hot and humid that sometimes we get stuck indoors, too.
Nobody is pulling your leg. Except maybe a gator if you don't pay attention to these warnings.
Florida could be anywhere from two to ten different states, depending on who you talk to, but this is a good rule of thumb for beginners.
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There's so much more to Florida than theme parks and crowded beaches.
First of all, Florida has a huge, always-growing population, and we get transplants from all over the country. We can't really take credit for all of this crazy.
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Especially for those visiting our beautiful Gulf Coast beaches, it's important to learn this little dance. It stirs up the sand where stingrays might be hiding, saving you from some serious pain.
Come on, man, why? Why?!
Look, we just don't handle that stuff very well. We bundle up when it drops below 60.
If you disagree, then you obviously haven't been here long enough to experience its multi-faceted charm. From spotless stores to BOGOs to our favorite subs, Publix is simply the best.
Yeah, we're totally shedding a tear while ordering another round of margaritas and taking in that ocean view.
Well Floridians, what do you think? What are some things you wish you could tell the rest of the country?
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