12 Indisputable Reasons Why You Should Move Far, Far Away From Florida

We all know Florida is the worst, right? It’s just such a drag spending every day surrounded by beautiful beaches and lots of sunshine. And there’s almost never any snow! Who would want to live in a place like that? We do, obviously, but Florida is growing at a crazy rate. We figured we’d make a list of all of the awful (wink, wink) things about our state before it gets way too crowded.

There you have it! All of the reasons that Florida is terrible What do you think about this list? Are you ready to move away from Florida?