FL Posted in Florida June 24, 2015 by Victoria W These 10 Crazy Laws In Florida Will Leave Your Scratching Your Head In Wonder I love bizarre, outdated laws, because they always make you wonder about the story behind them. Plus, the Sunshine State has really outdone itself this time. These are just plain weird, weird, weird. 1. It is illegal to sing in public while wearing a bathing suit. Flickr/mysweetiepiepie Where do they come up with these? 2. Unmarried couples may not live together and commit “lewd acts.” www.ChristianCrush.com via Flickr/Wyatt Fisher This one would be difficult to enforce. 3. Stealing a horse is a crime punishable by hanging. Flickr/Bill Gracey We take our horses very seriously. 4. A husband is not allowed to kiss his wife's breasts. Another one that might be difficult to enforce. 5. Skateboarding without a license is illegal. Flickr/David Goehring I didn't even know you could get a license to skateboard. 6. Men may not wear a strapless gown in public. Flickr/Gregg O'Connell So I guess this guy is okay? 7. Women who fall asleep under a hair dryer may be fined, as can the salon owner. Flickr/Luca Volpi Grandmas everywhere would be in big trouble if they followed through on this one. 8. Unmarried women are prohibited from parachuting on Sunday under possible punishment of arrest, fine, and/or jailing. Flickr/MandaRose Why is it okay for married women? 9. It is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine. Flickr/AlexRK Well, this one is just common sense, I hope. 10. The same parking fee for a vehicle must be paid for an elephant tied to a parking meter. Flickr/Paul Williams I wonder if this might be left over from our days as the winter capital for the circus. Let us know what you think about these wacky laws in the comments below!