12 Unwritten Rules Every Coloradan Lives By 'Til Death
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Annie
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No matter where you come from, you have both certain standards to live up to AND certain rules to live by that should go without saying. If you are new to Colorado and/or have smoked a bit too much legal kush to know what I am referring to, check out these 12 unwritten rules that every Coloradan lives by ’til death:
Green means go, yellow means go, and red means stop... after another 10 cars speed through, of course.
However, despite this knowledge, you will probably still shop elsewhere for your Subaru because you have standards.
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...or Chiefs... or Patriots... or, well, you get the idea.
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Beau Jo's Colorado-style pizza FTW.
Give us ALL the food smothered in green chile!
The easiest way to spot an out-of-towner? By the beer they drink!
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...or during a Broncos game, a storm, in the middle of the night, the apocalypse, etc.
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Dogs will love you unconditionally and be your best friend for life; cats will think of ways to kill you while you sleep.
Why wouldn't you want to be? No matter the time of year, there is ALWAYS something fun to do in Colorado!
You care about the environment and don't mind leaving your Subaru in the garage if it means saving the planet!
If you are naive in both our warning and the warning of others, then you, your stomach, and your dignity have what is coming to you.
For even more Colorado fun, check out these 15 Undeniable Things Every Coloradoan Loves To Whine About.
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