12 Things Longtime Coloradans Wish They Could Tell Newcomers

Are you new to Colorado or have plans to move here soon? Great; let me be the first to welcome you to the greatest state in America! That being said, let me also take this time to be the first to inform you of the following 12 things that all Colorado newcomers need to know:

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