13 Things No Self-Respecting Coloradoan Would Ever Do

When you are from Colorado, there are just some things that you know not to do (like using the term “Coloradan” – You don’t call someone from Chicago a “Chicagan,” so why would you lose the o in Coloradoan? That’s a very transplant thing to say…) Take – for instance – these 13 super-obvious things that no self-respecting Coloradoan would ever do:

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