15 Things You Can Never, Ever Get Away With Growing Up In Small Town Colorado

Where are all of my other small-town kids at?! That’s right, folks; like many of you, I grew up in rural Colorado and learned some important life lessons just by proxy, including these 15 things that you can never, ever get away with growing up in a small town:

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