Here Are 12 Signs You Have Spent Way Too Much Time In Arkansas
Arkansas is a great place. It’s got mountains and rivers and nice people in it. Perhaps it’s not possible to spend too much time here. But just in case you’re wondering if you’ve gone from transplant to local, we’ve compiled this definitive list.
If you meet all these criteria and don’t want to be called an Arkansan . . . well, friend, it’s too late.
J.B. Weisenfels has lived in rural Arkansas for three decades. She is a writer, a mom, and a graduate student. She is also an avid collector of tacky fish whatnots, slightly chipped teapots, and other old things. In her spare time she enjoys driving to the nearest creek to sit a while. If you were to visit her, she'd try to feed you cornbread.